I have an uncontrollable bladder and a heart that causes trouble.

 

burgrs:

hotdammysammy:

burgrs:

*eats 1,000 oranges* its fruit i won’t gain weight

An orange is approximately 87 calories. If you were to eat 1,000 oranges that would be 87,000 calories.

its fruit i wont gain weight 

keys2infinity:

dyingoutsideandin:

mangaka-soldier:

moffats-army:


50 Shades of Grain

Porn Flakes

Special D

Rice Frisky

People on tumblr are the most creative people I’ve ever met

keys2infinity:

dyingoutsideandin:

mangaka-soldier:

moffats-army:

50 Shades of Grain

Porn Flakes

Special D

Rice Frisky

People on tumblr are the most creative people I’ve ever met

(Source: thewhatever)

cashmeregold:

This actually came up during the news and I loooved it! It gives me so much hope

cashmeregold:

This actually came up during the news and I loooved it! It gives me so much hope

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

hi:

seeing a hot stranger in public is a blessing

seeing the same hot stranger in public again is a sign

you know you’re fucked when those late night thoughts start hitting you in the middle of the day